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Mad Men era nostalgia is now totally out of hand

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Ahh the Cold War: a conflict between the Soviet Union and the United States that ended when Ronald Reagan went to Lenin’s tomb in Moscow and ate his corpse like it was a buffet.

And while some may say that the Cold War’s most dangerous moment, the Cuban Missile Crisis, was resolved 48 years ago, those people clearly don’t have the tactical mind of Michele Bachmann. She warned a crowd in Iowa recently “There’s reports that have come out that Cuba has been working with another terrorist organization called Hezbollah” and Iran will use Hezbollah to place nuclear armed missiles near our shores.

Either this is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard or, more likely, Bachmann was watching Fox News, fell asleep and sat on her remote accidentally turning on Mad Men on AMC. The two merged together in her lizard brain and BOOM. Cuban Missile Crisis 2: Allah’s Revenge.

This should however clear up any confusion or doubt that anyone has about the relationship between the Cold War and the War on Terror. America justs like perpetual low levels of warfare I guess, and a moment like this shows how one can just swap the word “Communist” for “Islamic fundamentalist” and nothing really changes.

Aww look what you’ve done military-industrial complex! You broke Michele Bachmann’s brain. How could you…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 27, 2011 at 2:42 pm

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