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Jewnitors for Obama

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Jewish Janitors are not, despite what you might think, a total oxymoron. Sometimes the toilets get clogged in Israel! And Goldman Sachs! Then whose looking for a Hebrew with a mop, amiright?

So maybe, just maybe, Barack Obama could be pardoned for his slip of the tongue this weekend, where he told a crowd  “If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew, uh, as a janitor makes me a warrior for the working class, I wear that with a badge of honor. I have no problem with that.”

Hot dam does Barack have Jews on the mind. Everyone seems to think that us 2% of the electorate, a group which has an uncharacteristically high 55% approval rating of the President’s job performance, is up for grabs this election. So maybe Obama is just peppering his speeches with the word Jew to get us to like him? Shit that’s how I keep my mother interested in anything I have to say…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 26, 2011 at 1:56 pm

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