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Rick Perry…is…A GOD

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AMERICA, SEPTEMBER 21ST, 2111—Before Rick Perry, our nation’s 45th President, single handedly restarted the world economy and killed the Devil, he was merely a man. A man who released a campaign video so stirring in made Bald Eagles shit Toby Keith CDs. As you know, this video plays 24/7 at the base of his 10,000 golden monument. For those of you who have never taken their personal hover trains to Austin (remember he sold D.C. for scrap), here is that video:



The only criticism one could level, were it legal to criticize Perry, is that he didn’t overtly reference national deity to Ronald Reagan. How will the rain fall with our Ronnie???


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 21, 2011 at 7:20 pm

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