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Mel Gibson’s “I love those dirty Jews”

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If I know one thing about Hollywood it’s that the industry has a chronic lack of Jewish film producers. That’s why a very unlikely hero has stepped in to produce a movie about one very well known Hebrew…

Deadline Hollywood is reporting that Mel Gibson, whose film The Patriot is prominently featured in many of Michele Bachmann’s erotic dreams, is now working with Warner Brothers to produce a movie about 2nd Century Jewish freedom fighter Judah Macabee. Studio insiders told the website “(Gibson) has long wanted to make this film about heroic Jews” adding “You know, to show that the Jews haven’t always been miserly cowards.” Okay maybe Gibson didn’t say that…to the media…out loud…

Now I’m not the only person in America who probably thinks that a known anti-Semite like Gibson producing a movie about Jews is a dumb idea, but perhaps it is actually the start of a brilliant new genre of cinema! Just take a celebrity with uncontrollable behavioral problems and force them to produce movies about those problems. Paula Abdul could produce Betty Ford in a biopic about the perscription chomping First Lady. Andy Dick, noted boozer and pansexual pervert, would put together a fine film about the Mormons. And did someone say a Rick Perry reboot of Inconvenient Truth? Be still my heart.

We’re kind of letting the Fox produce the Hen house, no?

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 9, 2011 at 1:22 pm

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