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Par for the drunken clown course

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Throw in a test I haven’t prepared for and me in my underwear and this story sound like a pretty typical nightmare!

About a week ago, police in Batavia, New York were called because “someone dressed as a clown was operating a stolen golf cart on the streets” of the small town. Police officers, after mastering their crippling fear of clowns, tracked the man down and arrested him. Turns out that the defendant, while he was definitely drunk and driving a golf cart around town, was actually not a clown, but just in some silly gold clothing.

Let me say this as loud and clear as I can: golf clothing is out of control. Why is it that wealthy Republican men are so repelled by Gay Pride Parades but the second the hit the links they MUST cover themselves in all the colors of the pastel rainbow. It’s hypocrisy! Drunken clownish hypocrisy. 

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 7, 2011 at 10:22 pm

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