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So when all was said and done, Hurricane Irene was not the devastating mega-storm it was predicted to be. Sure parts of NYC look devastated, but that’s just what Bushwick looks like regardless of storms. But just because all those gay wedding chapels in the East weren’t destroyed in the storm doesn’t mean the Right can’t score some sweet political points!

Rush Limbaugh, who thanks to his battleship like girth fears no earthly storm, accused Obama of “hoping” that hurricane Irene would have been worse to “push the leftist agenda“of spending on frivolous things like repairing hurricane-destroyed bridges, railroads and such. You heard it here first: Obama both hates America AND has a weather machine! Well not a very good one because Irene didn’t, ya know, destroy the heathen socialists of the Left Coast. Broken weather machine? Huh must have been made in America. Oh look he’s a patriot after all…

But ya know what? Let’s focus on something a little more hopeful: well, hopeful in an apocalyptic sense…

Michele Bachmann has been having a tough time lately, what with Rick Perry making her campaign fizzle like Hurricane Irene over New Jersey. But that doesn’t mean that she can’t glean messages from her bff Jesus in this failure-cane! Bachmann told an Iowa audience “I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here?'” Michele are you sure those are the only disasters God sent? What about Kim Kardashian’s wedding? The movie Shark Night? Rain and a little earth trembling pale in comparison to those genuine shit storms.

Sorry for that crappy Bob Dylan reference btw…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 29, 2011 at 9:26 pm

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  1. Wow, is the crazed and dazed Bachmann now a reverend, she can take her place next to the other flakes like Jim Jones, Jim Baker, Jimmy Swaggart, (all silly jimmy’s), Ted Haggard, John Hagee, Oral Roberts, Jerry Falwell, Franklin Gramham (son of Billy), and we can’t forget the rev. Mike Huckabee. Maybe she is just channeling the fruity Pat Robertson. Isn’t she suppose to be helping her husband in some “pray the gay away sessions” so he can get some of that evil “Federal Money”, thats she is always railing about, hypocrite, both of them!

    But alas we probably will hear more or the same lies that we heard today. So who is the bigger fool, Bachmann or her followers?

    Montana

    August 29, 2011 at 9:34 pm


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