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Triple Double Stuffed DESTRUCTION

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Most civilizations have the dignity to be destroyed by war, famine, disease or natural disaster. Not America though! We’re going out by choking to death on chocolate cream.

In case you are wondering what I’m talking about (or why your insulin pump exploded this morning), Kraft Foods has announced they’re not producing TRIPLE DOUBLE STUFFED OREOS . Where can we possible go from here? Quadruple stuffed? Maybe some kind of blackhole like devices that collapses five oreo stuffings into one super dense and radioactive cookie?

No my friends, this will not stand. It’s too dangerous; I’d say its a slippery slope but that might not make sense to the obese American reader who avoids all non-flat ground like the plague.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 18, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Posted in Food

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  1. Sounds like a perfect dessert after a KFC Double Down.


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