Ever read “Das Smurfital”?
There’s panic in the streets. People question whether their money is worthless. Armies of chanting drons march through the streets using secret foreign words. Is this our debt crisis future? No dear reader, rather this inisidious game is already afoot now that the Communist Smurf’s have taken over the nation.
Don’t believe me? Just read this article in the Washington Times (Sasha and Malia Obama’s preferred papier-mache newspaper) proving once and for all that the Smurfs are a bunch of Communists.
Because they prove that beyond the shadow of a doubt, and Neil Patrick Harris stars in the Smurfs movie which comes out this weekend, we only have only inescapable conclusion: Glenn Beck was right when he warned us about the Communist/Gay fascism that would soon defile our country.
Save yourselves gentle citizens! Head for the hills! Don’t be indoctrinated by this smurfy menace. Bide your time until Stephen Speilberg’s movie about that ultra-colonialist Tintin comes out. Then all we be right for Christians.