LOTR McCain Update: The Two Towers
When we last left our cast of characters, John McCain was denouncing the Tea Party for being insane and also revealed to the world that he is Smeagol/Gollum. Little did he know that a Ringwraith named Sharron Angle (god I miss blogging about her) would emerge to defend herself.
Because McCain called out her idiocy by name, Angel got on her Nagul Bird and released a press statement saying McCain was a hypocrite for pursuing the Tea Party vote in his last election and now scorning them. Angle said that McCain threw “Christine O’Donnell and I into the harbor with Sarah Palin”. I assume she means he threw her under the bus. Ooooh or do you think she means he threw her into Edhellond, the ancient harbor of the Elves on Middle Earth!?!
Angle went on use her own Lord of the Rings reference, saying “As in the fable, it is the hobbits who are the heroes and save the land. This Lord of the TARP (McCain) actually ought to read to the end of the story and join forces with the Tea Party, not criticize it.” So looks like she didn’t get the fact that McCain was saying the Tea Party had deluded themselves into thinking they were mythical heros. But that’s okay. No one expects her to get stuff.
Now on to
Default Mount Doom!