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Have you ever thought “Gee, I’m an asshole with too much money and no taste, but how can I dress in such a way that says that AND has been analyzed by the New York Times?” Well you are in luck my friends! Sometimes the printed gods smile upon you with an article full of such loathesome morons that it’ll make you want to demand that the Native Americans give back the beads we gave them for the island of Manhattan. Check it out here!

I’m not gonna dress this article up too much (that would be unnecessary) just suffice it to say that if you don’t have a New York Times subscription this article is well worth using up one of your 20 free articles a month for. Cherish it always!


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 28, 2011 at 11:08 am

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