E PLURIBUS MORON

Keep your government hands off my medicare!

Representative Wu had to Gu

leave a comment »

And now we will be making a brief interuption in our coverage of the Congress quickly destroying the American economy for political gain to report on a sex scandal. Oh thank god.

Rep. David Wu (D-OR), pictured above in the creepiest House of Representatives photo since Debbie Wasserman Schultz got a spread in Barely Legal, has resigned his position after engaging in “aggressive and unwanted sexual behavior” with an 18 year old girl. It’s good to know that even when our government collapses these people will still be able to have sex scandals, right?

Although I guess I’m not exactly sure what “unwanted” sexual behavior means. When Verna, the 80 year old secretary in the (imaginary) EPM offices tries to tell us about the time she got a ride on Errol Flynn’s famous mustache, is that not unwanted sexual behavior as well? My guess is Wu’s was even more unpleasant, so good for him for heading the lessons of one Anthony Weiner and resigning.

Thus ends the House of Representatives furry caucus.

UPDATE: Hahaha the New York Post wrote an article about this called “Wu pulled a weiner“. Those guys are dick joke makin’ machines!

Advertisements

Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 26, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: