Representative Wu had to Gu
And now we will be making a brief interuption in our coverage of the Congress quickly destroying the American economy for political gain to report on a sex scandal. Oh thank god.
Rep. David Wu (D-OR), pictured above in the creepiest House of Representatives photo since Debbie Wasserman Schultz got a spread in Barely Legal, has resigned his position after engaging in “aggressive and unwanted sexual behavior” with an 18 year old girl. It’s good to know that even when our government collapses these people will still be able to have sex scandals, right?
Although I guess I’m not exactly sure what “unwanted” sexual behavior means. When Verna, the 80 year old secretary in the (imaginary) EPM offices tries to tell us about the time she got a ride on Errol Flynn’s famous mustache, is that not unwanted sexual behavior as well? My guess is Wu’s was even more unpleasant, so good for him for heading the lessons of one Anthony Weiner and resigning.
Thus ends the House of Representatives furry caucus.
UPDATE: Hahaha the New York Post wrote an article about this called “Wu pulled a weiner“. Those guys are dick joke makin’ machines!