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It’s stupid hot out there

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Okay, EPM acknowledges that discussing the weather is only a slightly lower form of communication than crying/tweeting, but as it was almost 85 degrees in the city in which this blog is written at 9 am this morning, it seems necessary to share a fun story with y’all.

With temperatures reaching the upper 90s today in much of the eastern part of the US and the air being steamier than the inside of Kim Kardashian’s massively deep asscrack, a coworker commented to me that “you could fry an egg on the street!” As a I pointed out, you’ll never get the right chemical reactions to fry the egg, however you could poach it! Then just find a local hobo with a jug full of hollandaise sauce and you’ve got yourself a Side walk Eggs Benedict!

So have fun for the next few days, the eastern 2/3rds of the country. Please just don’t make me leave the air-conditioning.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 21, 2011 at 11:18 am

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