Bachmann campaign’s major headache
Some presidential candidates have to prove they’re tough, some that they’re empathetic and others, like our beloved Michele Bachmann, need to prove they’re only PRETENDING to be as dumb as they act.
Well yesterday a story about Rep. Bachmann was published that could in fact change the course of her campaign: It was revealed that Rep. Bachmann suffers from debilitating migraines. Of course, today her campaign is denying that story, and as someone who occasionally gets migraines I know how much that sucks.
But I say the Bachmann campaign should seize on this news to prove to doubting critics that, yes, Rep. Bachmann does indeed have a brain (even if it doesn’t function properly)! I mean, most people acknowledge this woman is a raging idiot, and suspicions were further raised at an event last month in Des Moines when an errant just of wind blew into Bachmann’s ears, producing a haunting B sharp tone. Also, one time Paul Ryan played her head like a Congo drum for 5 minutes on the floor of the House of Representatives. No biggie. But now we know beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is something in that wacky head.
Furthermore, let me just say that it would be sexist to assume that Michele Bachmann is unqualified for the presidency because of her lady-brain problems (when President’s like FDR and JFK proved great presidents aren’t always healthy). In fact, is she unqualified to be president because she is one of the dumbest human beings alive today.