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A Gathering of Greatness

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Yea, like Jesus Christ appears before the those seeking the light of God, and sometimes in their sandwiches as well, some apparitions are so divine as to be called “miracles”. This story doesn’t involve religious miracles as such, rather I’m talking about the Insane Clown Posse kind of “Miracles”.

You see my children, the Lord hath blessed us with the news that Charlie Sheen will be appearing at this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos, the annual get together of angry/sad/drug addicted white people who love the Horrorcore rap band The Insane Clown Posse. Finally! Sheen has found an audience that is some how dumber than his Two and a Half Men viewers.

Words cannot fully express how magical this event will be. In fact, I think the best way the Juggalos can express their glee is a repeat performance from last year, where they threw feces at Tila Tequila. Mr. Sheen clearly LOVES a good shit storm.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 7, 2011 at 4:25 pm

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