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MySpace near death, HPV suspected

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Okay so while Social Networking sites can’t actually get STDs if they could it would explain alot about both the character and demise of the once mighty MySpace.

Rumors of the death of MySpace have been going on for years, and word finally emerged today that the ailing website/place for teens to torture each other/pedophile gathering space has sold for a paltry $35 million. What? What kind of company would spend that money for MySpace when you can find out the whereabouts of registered sex offenders for free? Come on people we’re in a recession!

This news is particularly embarassing today, as Zynga, the maker of Mafia Wars and Farmville, is expected to raise $2 billion in its IPO this week. Ouch. Remember when MySpace and Facebook were rivals? Well now MySpace is worth about 1/60th of the crappy banner ads on Facebook. Soon they will be battling it out with “Which Twilight Character Are You?!?” and “FBI Penis Enlargement Tooth Whitening Secrets” for Internet supremacy!

My word it is amazing how fast things can change when you are wasting your time on the web.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 29, 2011 at 2:29 pm

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  1. epluribusmoron where the url says it all.

    the fonz

    July 21, 2011 at 5:41 am


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