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The Biebs=The downfall of our nation

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Who says our country’s political system has been paralyzed by partisan gridlock? All you need to do to get something done is appeal to Barack Obama’s inner tween girl.

Payton Wall, a 14 teen old who tragically lost her father on 9/11, met President Obama at a recent wreath laying at Ground Zero. While the article in USA Today doesn’t exactly explain how Wall started talking about the topic with the President of the fucking United States in the first place, she told Obama that she was a huge Justin Bieber fan. The President then promised to set up a meeting between Wall and Bieber which took place last week.

This story terrifies me! How can we expect Obama to stand up to our enemies when he caves to the whim of every 14 year old girl he meets? Oh sure this Wall girl seems nice enough, but how soon until every bitchy 15 year old and Ahmedinejad start forcing the President to declare things like National “Jennifer Jorgenson is a MySpace Skank” day?

This is a slippery slope people!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 27, 2011 at 2:59 pm

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