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Watch out recently divorced moms of three out there! You’re favorite death metal group flaccid soft-rock cheese fest band Train is gunning for you! But not sexually: no man will want you like that again.

Because Americans can’t seem to get enough of celebrity food/beverage products (my supermarket sells Paul Sorvino tomato sauce I shit you not), the band Train of “Drops of Jupiter” and “Hey Soul Sister” fame has announced they are debuting their own wine. Train insists that the wine, “a boysenberry-enhanced 2009 Petite Syrah” called “Drops of Jupiter”, will much like their music: fruity, sacchrine and substance free. Yum!

Now I’m not saying that a crappy band releasing and even crappier wine (“boysenberry enhanced” is my new favorite descriptive phrase) is stupid but…it is. Basically this will be a great wine to sip when you just want to curl up in a bath, read a little Eat, Pray, Love and then drop a blowdryer into the tub.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 23, 2011 at 9:16 am

Posted in Food

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