Aquaman? More like Aquatocrat!
Oh my god y’all, the Tea Party was right! It seems as though those assholes in the Federal Government have extended their reach into what we can and can’t do when scuba diving. The Founding Father’s specifically warned us about this!
Allen West, the deranged Tea Partier elected to Congress last year, was Scuba diving for National Flag Day with an American flag (does the picture above make more sense now? God I love that image). But as those facists from the pee-stream media (haha) pointed out in the Broward/Palm Beach New Times, Title 4, Chapter 1, Section 8, Subsection B of the United States Code says “The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise.”
Why can’t you people leave him alone! Congressman West was just doing what his consitutents elected him to do: bring liberty and justice to the mer-people of Florida (what, another post referencing mermaids?). I say fuey to the United States Code, it’s time we bring democracy to our Continental Shelf. That and oil drilling: lots and lots of oil drilling.