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Let’s see someone steal my “Human Centipede” DVD now…

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Have you ever noticed how conservative state legislatures tend to be very concerned with Amendments 2 thru 27 (hooray for, um, direct election of Senators!), but seem fairly unconcerned with the first one? You haven’t because you’re a normal person who doesn’t give two shits about what the Tennessee House does? Oh. Well what if I told you this story is related to “Two Girls One Cup”?

A new law, that seems pretty uninterested in freedom of expression, was just passed in Tennessee that makes it a crime punishable with fines and jail time to “transmit or display an image” online that “frighten, intimidate or cause emotional distress”. This is pretty strange, because while “Lemon Party” is gross, I’m reasonably sure those dirty old men are protecting in taking photos of their disgusting sex acts by a host of laws.

This change comes fresh off the heels of the same State house which made it illegal to use someone elses Netflix password. You know what I think? It sounds to me like the people who wrote these bills have really horrible roommates and are using the state of Tennessee to get back at them. “Awww damnit first Jeff shows me that disgusting Tub Girl picture and he put Grandma’s Boy at the top of my queue again? Well he picked the WRONG State House member off of Craigslist to live/fuck with!”

Now at least the first of these laws will be struck down by the Courts because unless it’s kiddie porn or a snuff film, almost all gross shit is protected by that pesky 1st Amendment. Those damn fools! Don’t they know that the 2nd amendment is all the 1st amendment that we need??


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 10, 2011 at 9:07 am

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