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Acting Solicitor General  of the United States Neal Katyal is a beeeeeeeeyotch. I mean that in the best way possible (oh hey Pride Week). Seriously, he and Sonia Sotomayor should get like a talk show where they say sassy things together about the Constitution.

So how does the Katyal guy, who looks like your Freshman roommate, win this blogs coveted “Dayyyum Girl! Of the Week Award”? Well, in oral arguments before the 11th District Federal Court he defended the Obama administration’s healthcare reform and it’s individual mandate by saying that “(they) may violate the Constitution of Ayn Rand… they do not violate the Constitution of the United States”.

Snap! That was a smart ass thing to say! I’m speechless (smart things are always so tough to blog about), This really is just like when Orlow W. Chapman told the Court in 1890 “If it please the gentlemen of the court, y’all bitchez and kiss my black ass!” Or at least I think that happened. Benjamin Harrison is very rarely parodied on SNL.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 9, 2011 at 6:39 pm

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