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WeinerGate update: This is still too easy

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Well we’re ten days in and FINALLY Congressman Anthony Weiner has admitted that the twitter pics of a bulge all a-twitter were in fact of his wang and that he sent them. Hooray for the news media! Sure it may be increasingly stupid and needlessly partisan, but like a pack of wolves taking down a sick caribou, they got their man. Did I say wolves? I meant Shih Tzus. And did I say caribou? I meant a pushy deer from Brooklyn who was a terrible liar- even for a deer.

So there you have it! The world’s least mysterious mystery is solved. And Andrew Breitbart, the conservative media mogul sleaze ball who (rightly) broke the story continues to prove that he is somehow a less likable version of Bill Maher.

Aren’t we glad we spent a week on this? It’s not like the economy’s tanking or the Middle East is exploding. And even if it is, hello, celebrity bulge time! Who could ignore that?

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 6, 2011 at 10:16 pm

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