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Rod Blagojevich: Treasure Hunter

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Sure former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich doesn’t understand what a US Senator does per se, but can you blame the guy for trying to illegally sell that seat loving America? I know you think we’re done with this silly scandal, but Blagojevich said something hilariously dumb when in court today he testified that he had discussed the idea of “appointing himself to the Senate, then traveling to Afghanistan to get bin Laden” with the Deputy Governor.

Unfortunately for Blagojevich, I pretty sure the first doesn’t saying anything about giving Senators the authority to become bounty hunters. But why keep this man from dreaming?

Indeed, Blagojevich went on to testify that he also planned to hunt down the real Kennedy Assassin, the Man in the Iron Mask and the Excalibur.  Illinois political circles have known for YEARS that Rod Blagojevich is the world’s foremost treasure hunter – haven’t you ever seen that documentary about his early days at the University of Chicago called Indiana Blagojevich and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

Or ya know he’s not very good at lying. Whatever.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 3, 2011 at 11:42 am

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