Circumcision decision time
Readers of this blog will know that the editor(s) of this fine site are willing to endorse almost any paranoid bizarre theory that we come across, but even EPM thinks there are limits to the zaniness we can celebrate.
While not necessarily as bad as most bigotry, the weird proliferation of stories out of California where city’s like San Francisco and Santa Monica are considering total bans on male circumcision seems kind of crazy. Like, I just don’t get it. Sure I’m a little weirded out by the uncircumcized, what with their incessant need to prove that they’re normal/feed on the brains of the living, but for the most part I just don’t get why people would care. Female circumsion, because it fully removes a sexual organ, is pretty damn messed up. But male circumsion? Well that just turns a turtleneck into a crew neck.
So come on Cali residents! Vote that shit down so that we may, in the Grand American tradition, shower in our gyms locker room and know who would make a terrific accountant/doctor/ambulance chasing lawyer.