Two and a Half Brain Cells
Your Ohio relatives’ favorite network, CBS has been in the news a lot lately, and not just because the Republican plan to end Medicare would surely drive most of their audience into their graves.
As you may remember, Charlie Sheen, who was the Donald Trump of February/March 2011 (thanks for the memories Charlie) was fired from his hit/awful TV show Two and a Half Men. Well now CBS is filling that massive void with the giant head and meager acting abilities of Mr. Ashton Kutcher. Hooray! This means the anti-christ walks among us.
I mean, It’s really as though a panel of CBS executives and a group of high paid media consultants sat down for a weekend and tried to think of a way to possibly make me LESS interested in watching their network. The least funny show on television and the world’s worst comedian? I’d rather watch Rush Limbaugh and Larry King do a shot for shot remake of “Two Girls One Cup” than get stuck on the airplane that would play that Ashton Kutcher led abomination. Couldn’t they have, I don’t know, cancelled the damn show and made our world a better place?
Annnnnnd I’ve officially lost interest in talking about Charlie Sheen. Hopefully you have too, America.