BREAKING NEWS: Maybe he’s not so boring
Okay I know I wrote a whole piece yesterday about how Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels, who is probably going to run for the Republican Nomination for President, is as interesting as a white bread and mayonnaise sandwich. Well it looks like I spoke to soon because that mayonnaise is flavored with
roasted garlic a marital scandal!
The Washington Post is reporting that Daniels marriage to his wife Cheri may be extremely problematic for the candidate. Cheri divorced Gov. Daniels in 1994, left him and their 4 daughters in Indiana and went to California (can you blame her?), where she remarried only to return to Indiana in 1997 and remarry Daniels. Crazy! Does this make him a crazy push over? Sex maniac? An affable shlub?
So, for the first time ever, let me issue a mea culpa and announce that we here at E Pluribus Moron are the idiots here for assuming that this otherwise incredibly boring guy was in fact boring.