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Those Royals really are frigid

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How did I miss this???

America’s vaunted General Electric, in a move that would no doubt make uber-macho Jack Donaghy vomit in impudent rage, has announced its foray into Royal Wedding hysteria by offering “‘The Ultimate’ royal wedding refrigerator”. Check out the picture below.

Now, I’m not sure if by “the ultimate” the mean this is the ultimate refriedgator that is also royal wedding themed (as I am pretty sure was prophesized in the Book of Revelations) or it is the ultimate royal wedding themed refrigerator, suggesting there are more inferior royal wedding themed refridgerators available on the market.

The only thing we know for sure is that who ever buys this monstrosity will not be able to fill the crushing loneliness that consumes their lives with either the Royal Wedding or the gallon tub of Rocky Road they have stashed in that thing….

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 27, 2011 at 4:17 pm

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