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Kenyan Easter Bunny Treason

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Today on the Drudge Report, Fox News most vaunted source of internet news, the headline declares “Shock Poll: Only 38% say Obama ‘Definitely’ Born in U.S.A.” which would be stupid enough to report on, but frankly I’m kind of bored of all this Birther shit. It’s very 2009. Thankfully, Mr. Drudge has kicked it up a notch by suggesting something cryptic with the photo below attached to the previously mentioned Birther poll article.

Is Matt Drudge insinuating that not only was Obama not born in America, but that his real father is the Easter Bunny? Or that he’s secrelty in a polygamous marriage with the Easter Bunny? A secret incestuous polygamous marriage with the Easter Bunny? Now that suggestion might just be what we need to really reinvigorate this ridiculous debate.

Kudos Matt Drudge! You are both a Showman and a Patriot.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 26, 2011 at 1:39 pm

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