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The new Bipartisanship is both being wrong about stuff

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Bipartisanship is like Bisexuality: it could exist if our society had any interest in it, but beyond the occasional election/college-aged experimentation we pretty much don’t.

That’s why I am so excited to see Democrats and Republicans coming together to both be equally wrong! Ya see, today a series of Right wing blogs are pissed that the GAYstream media isn’t blaming the White House for rising gas prices. However, if you can remember back in 2008 when gas prices were at the same level, Nancy Pelosi blamed the White House for raising gas prices. What’s a bisexual to think?

Well here’s the shocking truth: the President doesn’t control gas prices! Prices were high in 2008 being the economy was too hot and in 2011 they’re too high because people are speculating about stability/economic issues. Not to bore you all to death but the President, despite his Muslim Kenya Shamanist up-bringing, does not control the price of gas. He can influence it, like by saying for example that gasoline is delicious, but set the price? No.

Still in this jaded era, it’s nice to see people reaching across the aisle to use the same tired and discredited attacks. ~Sheds single beautiful tear~

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 25, 2011 at 2:22 pm

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