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McCain to the rescue!

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This summer’s blockbuster Captain America: The First Avenger is now no longer necessary, and not just because Chris Evans doesn’t so much act as he does smirk and flex, but rather because we have John McCain!

Why, just FridaySenator McCain flew into strife-torn Libya to meet with the Transitional National Government and assess it’s needs. Of course, there’s a good chance that McCain also flew in to make sure that the Libyan rebels weren’t let gays serve openly in the military effort, but that’s just hobby of his. Gotta keep those social views in line with radical Muslims, am I right?

I guess I am sharing this news with you because I am fascinated by the new role that John McCain plays in American politics: since blowing away all his good will in the 2008, he sort of just runs around playing army man playing Captain America and generally pretending he didn’t want to be President anyway. Fun!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 24, 2011 at 3:44 pm

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