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A tattoo saying “Moron” would have been cheaper

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Chest tattoos are the male equivalent of the female butt-triangle tattoo: they’re both fabulous ideas no one could regret! Whether you’re choosing to memorialize your illegitimate children (but not that baby Shawna IMed you a picture of- that baby don’t even look like me man!) or an evil clown, almost all chest tattoos like GREAT.

Almost. you see when police arrested Pico Rivera, a Los Angeles gang member, on other charges, they noticed that his chest tattoo seemed to be dedicated to an unsolved murder outside a liquor store in 2003. Check out the world’s dumbest tattoo below:

Police claimed “each key detail” in the case was right there on his chest (and is that a Mr. Peanut I see in the lower right hand corner?) and Rivera eventually confessed. I’m not sure why he didn’t just claim he was memorializing a small extra role in Crash, but idiots will be idiots. And this guy is the biggest of them all.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 22, 2011 at 7:50 am

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