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Rich people: Just as dumb as you

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I know I spend a lot of time on this blog making fun of ignorant red necks who like to eat at Red Lobster and were maybe elected to the House of Representatives last year, but as Donald Trump’s presidential shit-explosion campaign demonstrates, even the bluest of blood in our citizenry can’t protect against stupid.

In an interview in Harper’s Bazaar Magazine, Lauren Pierce Bush (pictured above in the first non-gross photo I’ve ever posted), granddaughter of Bush Sr and niece of Dubya, announced that when she marries her fiance David Lauren, son of designer Ralph Lauren and grandson of designer L.L.Bean, she will change her name to Lauren Bush-Lauren. Hmmm. Interesting choice; I suppose it worked well for poet William Carlos Williams and Declaration of Independence signer William Williams. On second thought, maybe it’s that specific repitition of names that actually works. How about then your new stationary reads William Lauren Bush-Lauren Williams. That’s extra palindrome-y!

I hope this news makes you feel better about yourself: you may not have a trust fund and Newt Gingrich may not have attended your Sweet Sixteen (that might be for the best actually), but at least you’re not dumb enough to take your husbands last name if it’s the same as your first name.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 21, 2011 at 3:58 pm

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