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BREAKING NEWS: Something is too offensive/backwards for AZ

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In a move pundits are now widely attributing to someone slipping Zoloft into Jan Brewer’s morning goat’s blood coffee, the Arizona Governor has vetoed two bills for being just too damn crazy.

Yesterday Gov. Brewer vetoed a newly passed Birther bill passed by the house that demanded long form birth certificates from presidential candidates, which we all know was a ruse to prove once and for all the Mitt Romney was created in a robot factory in Hokkaido.

Brewer also vetoed a bill that allowed people to carry concealed fire arms on college campuses because it was so “poorly written” that it could have let citizens carry concealed firearms not just at colleges, which is a FABULOUS idea, but also high schools and elementary schools. Ya know, because if a kid pulls out a Nerf gun (do they still make Nerf? God that reference makes me feel old…) you’re gonna want to have that 38 special at your side.

So good for you Jan Brewer! You’re not quite as dumb/evil as I thought you were. I still feel like you lecturing people on bad social policy is a bit like a member of the Real Housewives of Orange County giving someone financial advice but hey, you gotta give her a little credit.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 20, 2011 at 9:43 am

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