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Excuse me, but baby addicts are MY thing

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Ek-squeeze me Gawker, but your article about “The Drunk Baby Trend” is a direct rip-off of my Pulitzer Prize winning reading article about Drunk Babies. So back off, okay? That, and babies using bongs, are MY jawn, okay?

Now obviously about half my stories are stolen directly from Gawker, but I’d like to think we function like the New York Times and the New York Post. Do they report on some similar stories? Sure. But if the Times ever dared try to muscle in on the Post’s articles about spoiled Manhattan, toll booth stabbings and which celebrities have bed bugs, they would be stabbed like, well, a bitch at a tollbooth.

So yeah, let’s try to remember the general etiquette around stupid bullshit news, k?

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 19, 2011 at 4:38 pm

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