E PLURIBUS MORON

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Justice laser=Your tax dollars well spent

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So ya know what’s extra silly in all these budget discussions and near government shutdowns (btw for blog materials sake I’m very upset that the Shutdown didn’t happen but what are ya gonna do…)? No one is bringing up our enormous military budget! In 2010 we spent over $663 billion on our military and ya know what? It still went gay.

What’s the point? Well the point is that sometimes this reckless need to spend huge sums of cash on killing machines brings about some pretty awesome stuff, like today when the US Navy announced is has successfully tested a new Laser gun to use against pirate ships. Anti-pirate laser guns? Set your phasers to KICK ASS, am I right? I’d fund almost any silly military project if the headline announcing the project contained the beautiful words “lasers” and “pirate ships”.

Now we just have to make sure that no one steals the laser and builds a death ray on the Moon. Our spies are not nearly sexy or debonair enough to handle that shit.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

April 11, 2011 at 4:34 pm

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