Vomit of the Seas
Nothing is better for a hang over than the gentle swaying and bright glaring sun of a Caribbean cruise…
This piece of news may not be very interesting if you’re not an obese 35 year old paralegal, but Royal Caribbean cruise line has announced that it’s offering its first ever “all you can drink” Cruise line. I believe it’s called “The Kennedy of the Seas” and it’s captain will be none other than Mr. Charlie Sheen.
Of course, the idea of being stuck on a cruise with a bunch of people with alcohol poisoning and serious cases of sun stroke sounds like a hellish nightmare to me, but I’ve been told that no, this isn’t that stupid an idea because all cruises are more or less flotillas of binge drinking.
Still, it seems like such a waste to go to the Caribbean and get drunk. How about an “all you can smoke” cruise? Or an “all you can snort” cruise? Which will also be captained by non other than Mr. Charlie Sheen.