“Sure he’s my chief of staff, but I’m chief of his ‘staff'”
Well it’s good to know that on St. Patricks day, when everyone is thinking about lepruchans, news has emerged about another kind of widely recognized yet equally imaginary creature: sexy young people in Washington D.C.
Josh Schwartz, the man who brought you
all my 16-year-old dreams The O.C. and Gossip Girl is casting for a brilliant new pilot called Georgetown that “centers on the young people behind the power brokers of Washington, D.C.” Oooo that sounds, graphic? I doubt the CW will be allowed to show the actual amount of hardcore gay sex that happens with that crowd.
That said, I did a little digging and found some of the script for the first episode of Georgetown. Enjoy:
(Scene opens with a mile long line to buy a $12 cupcake at Georgetown Cupcake)
Zacston: Bro of all the cargo shorts and blue-and-white striped shirts you own, those are the nicest.
Bryson Knox IV: Thanks bro. But wait! Oh man you’ll never guess what happened to me at Starbucks on K street.
Zacston: Which Starbucks on K street? The one on 9th? 15th? 16th? 17th? 22nd? 23rd?
Bryson Know IV: The one that doesn’t have a scary hobo living in the men’s room.
Zacston: Oh you mean the one in between the two Chipotles.
Bryson Knox IV: Precisely. But you’ll never guess what happened! I heard someone ask Madison which college she went to and she said “she didn’t want to discuss that right now”.
Zacston: She must be on drugs! Oh wait, white people don’t do drugs in D.C. because then they can’t be president.
Bryson Knox IV: Indeed. I wonder if she isn’t being sexy-blackmailed by her Chief of Staff.
Zacston: Sexy blackmail is the worst kind of blackmail! We gotta help her!
Bryson Knox IV: Nahhh. First of all, that won’t advance my career. Second of all, it’s like 115 degrees out and humid as Jonah Hill’s ass crack.
Zacston: Wanna just go home and have wild gay sex?
Bryson Knox IV: Gotta do something until law school!
I’m….probably gonna watch it.