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Yikes. Did I just get criticism whiplash?

The latest line of attack is an interesting one that I feel it’s important I talk about. You might not remember this, but Barack Obama is our president and he’s been kind of quiet on the big news stories lately. Obama learned that because conservatives really really loathe his race him, should he discuss an issue it will instantly become politically polarized. The Henry Louis Gates controversy? He hates white people. Health care reform? He’s like it Stalin and Dr. Doom had a half-black baby.

But now conservatives are furious that the present isn’t acting/talking more. They say he’s too passive on Libya, he doesn’t care about high gas prices, and he’s too busy with his NCAA bracket to deal with the crisis in Japan.

Well which is it? Is he a tyrant or a timid puppy? Is he Voltron on is he Alan Colmes’ flaccid penis? You can’t call a man a dictator and then criticize him for not dictating! Sure I love these wacky attacks but I need some consistency! It’s hard to write a blog: stop switching it around on me.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

March 17, 2011 at 8:40 pm

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  1. Exactly right. They will criticize whatever he does, no matter what. If he ran into a burning building to save a baby they”d complain he made the baby cry.

    Kurt

    March 17, 2011 at 11:18 pm


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