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Besides trans-fats, some might say that gambling is America’s favorite vice. We’re a group of fool-hearty optimists we are, and no activity in the world relies on sheer stupidity and addiction in the way that gambling does.

Now, when news broke on Saturday of a tragic bus accident in Westchester County (yikes what a JAPpy place to die…) en route the the Mohegan Sun Casino, America paused to mourn. Some however paused for shorter times than others, like Bernardo Garcia, a Manhattan resident who, after watching his friend die in the tragic bus crash, was himself released from the hospital and “headed right back to Chinatown for the 8:45 p.m. bus to Mohegan Sun”.

That’s pretty damn crazy, right? I mean Lindsay Lohan could even lecture that guy on the dangers of addiction.

And for all those state legislatures out there seeking to end their budget issues by legalizing gambling, you should really pay attention to this story, because unless you’re going to invest that money into bus safety infrastructure this could happen again.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

March 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm

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