Senator Grandpa vs. Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg
Well, at least he didn’t say anything OVERTLY racist….
Alan Simpson, former Republican Senator from Wyoming and all around sex pot, has for the past year been chairing the President’s Debt Commission and boy is he cranky! Calling out old people for being selfish and young people for being no good, Simpson recently said “If (Older Americans) care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”
Oh dear God. First of all, I wouldn’t want to be Sen. Simpson’s grandkids, who totally just got called out in the national media for not sending him timely Christmas thank-you cards. Secondly, I am assuming that, unless I am missing some sort of underground geriatric fecal-issues focused hip-hop scene, Simpson was actually talking about Enimen and Snoop Dogg when he discussed “the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg“. This confused mess brings me to the important conculsion that in addition to helping our future by dealing with debt, the Congress might want to “Win The Future” by placing a total on public servants over 50 discussing rap music. Actually anyone over 40 who isn’t Barack Obama talking about how much he likes Jay-Z.
Won’t someone please think of the children (even if they spend their days not writing letters and “walking on their pants”)?!?