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Clash of the Crazies (Google Trend Implosion)

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Time was nothing was scary to Tea Partiers than Barack Hussein Obama. But now the President has been out-foxed by a man who, like Britney Spears before him, as come to master the art of American crazy.

Basically, after getting a bajillion new hyper-conservatives elected to the House of Representatives, the once super noisy Tea Party was forced to fight their natural instincts and be quiet for a bit to see what would happen with their new members. While the House G.O.P. has proposed a lot of devastating and reckless spending cuts, they’ve lowered their target from $100 billion to $61 billion, making the head of Tea Party Nation claim that “Charlie Sheen is now making more sense than John Boehner.” 

Woah. Let’s not say things we’re gonna regret! Do you really want to drag Charlie Sheen into this Republican in-fighting? Because you really don’t want a taste of his “Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA” .

Indeed, as he has the frothing anger and loose grip on reality that has become the hallmark of the modern Republican Party, we must ask ourselves now “Is Charlie Sheen stupid/crazy enough to be a Tea Bagger?” He probably likes his multi-millionaire tax cuts, and seeing as how a budget crunch has forced recession battered states like Illinois to stop funding all state drug treatment programs, my guess is Sheen secretly has an American Flag stretch pants like most Tea Partiers.

All this seems like an epic beginning to the battle to redefine American lunacy. Tally-ho!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

March 3, 2011 at 4:40 pm

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