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As we all know, America’s ________est _______ is like Charlie Sheen’s _______ is a ______ing _______! Okay I’m too lazy today to fill in the rest of the opening joke. You do it.

I don’t even need to explain to you anything about Charlie Sheen’s dissent into Lohan-ian madness, but I do feel that we should note that his televised bathtub drowning of the American comedy tradition, otherwise known as Two and a Half Men, has been cancelled for the rest of the season because of Sheen’s bizarre behavior.

Sheen, who is “vacationing in the Bahamas with a girlfriend, (an) ex-wife and a porn star”, called into a radio station in the States and called TAAHM‘s producers “pussies” and “turds”. Now he’s out of a job for a few months! Just what Charlie Sheen needs: fewer responsibilities.

Now Deadline Hollywood, which I usually feel is a pretty awesome new source, asked the question “should (the show) continue?” and I think the answer to that brilliant question is a resounding DEAR GOD NO. Have you watched that show? It is beyond awful. It’s unfunny and stupid even by CBS standards. Charlie Sheen’s boozing and whoring is probably just a manifestation of the guilt he has for unleashing this awfulness on the world.

You want to save his life? Cancel his show which isn’t even good enough for xanax-and-a-red-wine airplane hallucination time.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 25, 2011 at 10:49 am

Posted in Show Business

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