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Obama and the Presidential Closet

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Ya know, for a guy who is almost nothing but skin and bones, Barack Obama is pretty full of shit some times…

In an announcement that was no doubt timed to coincide with the launching of a new Real Housewives franchise, the Obama Justice Department declared it will no longer defend the Defense of Marriage Act. That’s totally awesome! It’s a pretty giant violation of the 14th amendment to say that some types of people are entitled to rights in one state but not another. That’s how slavery worked, fellas!

My issue here, and what I think is stupid about this story, is that the Administration told the press that Obama is still “‘grappling’ with his personal views on gay marriage”. Are you fucking kidding me Barack? Your wife is one club banger away from being a living gay icon and you appointed two conspicuously “single” women to the Supreme Court.

So come on Barack, come out of your closet and admit you LOVE cock gay marriage. It may piss off some older white voters, but guess what? They think you’re a Muslim Kenyan (and probably a queer) and won’t vote for you anyway. Screw them.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 23, 2011 at 4:25 pm

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  1. […] As I was saying a little earlier, it is my observation that Barack Obama loves the gays. He may deny it, but Obama’s invited so many gays and lesbians into his administration, you’d think you were attending this author’s birthday party. […]

  2. […] named Burning Chrome that was ADORABLE. Burning Chrome took issue with my blog post “Obama and the Presidential Closet“, where I suggested that like in the example of slavery, denying marriage to same couples in […]


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