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Our generation’s (cable news) Woodstock

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Oh sure, your parents might have seen the Stones at Madison Square Garden at 1974, and your sister might have scored some kick ass tickets to Beyonce’s latest tour, but this, THIS my friends is going to be the concert of our generation.

Take a seat and try not to pee your pants, because what I’m about to tell you is the coolest thing ever: Larry FREAKIN’ King is going on a speaking tour! Ahhhhh! Girl I’ll cancel our Justin Bieber tickets if you go and score us so X and some sweet glow sticks. I wonder if Nicki Minaj will make a guest appearance on his classic track “Yes Colleen from Plattsburgh New York do you have a question for Jon Gosselin’s Attorney?”

Besides his classic bits, patrons will get “an inside look at his life and the ability to ask questions of the Emmy Award winner”, questions like “What was it like interviewing Pharoah Ramses?” and “Are suspenders the key to eternal life or the blood of baptized babies?”

You’d be stupid to miss this fucker!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 22, 2011 at 5:40 pm

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