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This is crazy, but is it ARIZONA crazy?

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Poor South Dakota: it’s a delicious meaty lamb chop of crazy backward conservatism, but when it comes down to it, S.D. will never out do the juicy steak of ignorance that is Arizona.

But that won’t stop them from trying! In a really outrageous effort, State Representative Phil Jensen has put forward an amendment to the state’s “justifiable homicide” laws that would “make it legal to kill doctors who perform abortions” by making it legal to kill someone who is trying to “murder” a fetus.

I am here to say however that this bill doesn’t go far enough! Why are we only justifying the killing of people who end the lives of fetuses? How about other people who are maybe killing people? I should be able to go into an Arby’s in Bismarck and shoot fat people to stop them from killing themselves with roast beef, right? Or actors/actresses for killing their careers (I’m looking at you, anybody who stars opposite Ashton Kutcher or Cameron Diaz)?

Or ya know, we could not live in a world where this kind of legislation got passed.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 16, 2011 at 6:53 pm

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