Slash and BURN
It’s budget season again in Washington, and you know what that means- you’re already skipping to the next article on my blog!
No I swear this debate is actually way more interesting that logic might give it credit for. Republicans want to slash every piece of spending they can except for defense and entitlements, which of course is all the spending that does stupid useless shit like feed the poor, educate children, and keep bridges from collapsing.
Rep. Steven Womack (R-Ark) has even proposed “eliminating funding for the president’s Teleprompter” (althought that amendment has since been pulled). Oh SNAP! I mean BURN! That stupid President Obama uses a teleprompter so much he should marry it! It’s not like George Bush ever used a teleprompter.
Does this constant attack against the President for using a teleprompter strike anyone else as, I don’t know, retarded? It’s such fourth grade humor that they might as well pass a resolution appropriating funds to test Obama for cooties. We would know he wasn’t rife with cooties if he ever produced his birth ceritificate. Oh BURN again!