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Mitt Romney uses the “E” word

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It’s CPAC convention time, and for those of you who don’t know what that means, CPAC is both the nation’s most important gathering of conservatives and the associated hookers who perform unspeakable sex acts with them during meal breaks.

Mitt “The Mormon-automoton” Romney is a featured guest at this year’s CPAC, and earlier today he used the dirtiest swear word in the Republican lexicon. No, not “female empowerment” but the “E” word: European. Ooooh damn Mitt! Indeed, Romney told the crowd that Obama was trying to use “European solutions” to fix our healthcare system. And we all know what European solution that moron was referring to: the final solution.

But seriously, what a ridiculous thing to attack someone with. Do you know how awesome Europe is? They work like 25 hours a week, get two months vacation, and then go nail their attractive girlfriends in the Tuscan sunshine. And so what if they have socialized medicine? They’re all 60 pounds skinnier than us and live longer too. Checkmate Europe.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 11, 2011 at 4:46 pm

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