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Born this Wuh???

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Just in time for club Skeeze’s friday night Red Bull and Vodka and Lube drink special, Lady Gaga’s newest single “Born This Way” has been leaked! To the Wall Street Journal! Which I guess just goes to show you I full do not understand what the fucking goes on in the world of finance.

I feel qualified to review Gaga’s new song because she makes the stupidest mega music in America. The stupidest, catchiest best produced music in America. Anyway have a listen.

It’s not bad as much as it is…just…so…gay. Good gay. But in a “okay we get it already you like your gay fans” kind of way. In fact I am gonna say that this song will go down in history as the most perfect “coming out of the closet” montage music ever crafted. Take that, Chopin!

That said, while this song will no doubt be played at every Bravo Holiday Party until the end of eternity, it is just a pretty blatant rip off of “Express Yourself” by Madonna. If I was Madge I’d be pissed; I’d also be a mummy.

In summation: good luck getting this stupid catchy bullshit out of your head.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 11, 2011 at 10:50 am

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