Lord of the (ignoring his wedding) Ring
And here I thought Christopher Lee just played Saruman in the Lord of the Rings, but apparently he’s also quite the little digital flirt!
Or that’s at least what I assumed yesterday when I read that the married Christopher Lee had resigned after sending shirtless pictures to a woman he met on Craigslist. You can see the nauseating photos here. However, it turns out this Christopher Lee is a conservative congressman from Western New York and not the wizard chief of the White Order (note: check out that LOTR reference it makes sense).
But wait a minute, what? A Republican congressman who was dumb enough to send shirtless photos of himself to a person he met on the internet was not gay? Oh my god! The G.O.P. leadership must be thrilled to just have to send out the standard “cheating on your wife is wrong” press release and not “let’s explain what a ‘wide stance’ is” press release.