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The Dye Job Spin Job

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Anyone who reads this blog (Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners…) knows that I am obsessed with discovering the first true Obama administration scandal. So far we’ve found…nothing. How is it that a presidential administration doesn’t have a seedy under belly? Oh right because they eat so much fucking swiss chard they lack a belly.

Anyway, Michelle Obama, in an interview on the Today show, dispelled another scandalous rumor about the dweeb-in-chief: Barack Obama DOES NOT dye his hair. Was Matt Lauer trying to catch Michelle in a lie or something? I would love to see how Fox News handled the revelation that Barack Obama dyes his hair, alas, we will not get to see Glenn Beck suggesting that the same hair dye madness that drove Stalin to genocide is at work in Obama’s psyche. Sigh.

Still, we have no word on whether the President Manscapes or not. My guess is if he does, GQ magazine might explode out of sheer metrosexual ecstacy.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 9, 2011 at 4:38 pm

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