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Who are the most beautiful women in the world? Obviously it’s female politicians, because as we know proper mascara application is what keeps our union together.

So why not learn from the best of the best? Or at least the craziest of the crazy? Put down your eye shadow and rouge ladies because Tea Party harpy Sharron Angle will be the featured speaker at a Las Vegas beauty convention! Yay?!?! Suddenly the room is spinning. Does anyone else smell burnt almonds after hearing this, ehhhh, joyous news?!?!

Now, I’m guessing that Angle, who will be lecturing on how to “look great with 14 -16 hour days & with numerous appearances daily”, is qualified to discuss make-up tips because her frothing, anti-government rhetoric psycho babble means she constantly needs to reapply her lip gloss.

This story makes….no sense. Thank god in this topsy-turvy world we can still be beautiful. Sharon Angle beautiful.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 8, 2011 at 10:29 pm

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